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Picture this. At Butter in NYC on Monday night, Lindsay Lohan and her former partner in pussy SamRo didn’t arrive together and sat at opposite sides of the room.

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John Mayer Is A Regular Yenta

“You may now update your Facebook statuses! ” - Wedding officiants of the future When Tracy Page (the groom) and Dana Hanna were declared husband & wife, he didn’t stick his tongue in her mouth hole like he was supposed to.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Groom Who Twittered At The Altar

Just when I was hitting ” publish ” on my 10,678,978th Tiger Woods post of the week, he released a loooooonger than long statement on his website. The statement is so damn long that when you finish reading it, you’ll feel like Elin just busted you in the skull with an iron. Get an ice pack ready and read if you care: I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.

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Tiger Woods Would Like To Apologize For His "Transgressions"

As promised, UsWeekly has released a voice message Tiger Woods left f or his alleged mistress whore Jaimee Grubbs (or G. Rubbs if you’re nasty)

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Tiger, Tiger, Tiger….

You can officially hit the start button on the divorce countdown clock, because Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married in Orange County, CA last month. This is two months after their big fake wedding for the cameras

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Khloe & Lamar Got Married (For Real This Time)

Meredith Baxter has swung open the front doors of Home Depot and ran through the aisles declaring her love for vagina while sawdust confetti fell from the sky! In interviews with The Advocate , Today and People , Mrs. Keaton has come out as a late-in-life lesbian. Skippy’s glasses just exploded

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Mrs. Keaton Is A Proud Member Of The Gayelle Club!

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For December 1st!

Stepford Katie and Tommy Girl are getting shit from child experts and foot doctors who say that 3-year-old Suri Cruise is fucking up her tiny feet by strutting the streets in kitten heels. Stepford Katie says Suri loves playing with Tommy Girl’s high heels and doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with her wearing them out and about. Suri really is her father’s daughter

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Suri Cruise Can Wear High Heels If She Wants To

Why doesn’t Dreamboat Doherty just sit in his chair and suck the shit out of his nails like a good crackhead instead of constantly acting the ass wherever he goes. Whenever we’re not looking, he’s sticking his hand in the bad shit jar, terrorizing kittens or offending Germany by singing the banned Nazi-version of their national anthem.

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Pete Doherty Effed Up Again

Birthdays : March 13, 1982 & December 5, 1979 Ages : 27 (Ohad) & 29 (Ryan & Dan) Birth Names : Ohad Einbinder, Ryan and Dan Kowarsky Original Date of HS of the Day : November 23, 2009 Claim to Fame : b4-4 was a Canadian boy band that went double aluminum foil with their hits “Get Down ” and “Go Go .” They also used that aluminum foil to frost their tips. b4-4 was only together for a quick second, because all beautiful things must come to an end

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Hot Sluts Of The Week: b4-4